03/17/99 at 12:27 PM PST
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| Free Space: |
82% |
| Variety of Butts: |
Pretty much all Camel and Marlboro butts today. |
| Liquid: |
Dry... but you can see that there was moisture from the ash cement stuck to
the bottom. |
| Nasty Factor: |
87% (The grey-black crap stuck to the bottom is pretty rude!) |
| My Perception: |
Bryan, our resident leprechaun, is pinching the ashtray because it isn't wearing
any green.
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03/15/99 at 12:42 PM PST
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| Free Space: |
-9% (The mound gets deeper!) |
| Variety of Butts: |
More variety than a chinese buffet! |
| Liquid: |
It's just beginning to snow here... but the ashtray still seems dry. |
| Nasty Factor: |
100% (It should be higher, but how can you get nastier than 100%?) |
| My Perception: |
I wrote this little haiku:
Poor little ashtray
No one ever empties you
Forgotten and sad
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03/15/99 at 12:45 PM PST
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| Free Space: |
-5% (It's beyond full and starting to mound up) |
| Variety of Butts: |
Show me a brand that isn't in there! |
| Liquid: |
None that is visable through the butts and ashes... seems dry. |
| Nasty Factor: |
100% |
| My Perception: |
Kirk (left) and I (right) showed up for work today wearing virtually the same thing. No.. it's not
a uniform. So I thought, what the hell... lets pose (by the way... the ashtray stinks to high heaven
today!). |
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