Believe it or not, this was Scott Christensen's copyright notice back in '95 when I got permission to post his story on my site. All he asked of me in return was to post this notice and give him credit for his work.
I think people take themselves way too seriously on the Internet. Half the web pages and usenet posts I see have copyright notices on them. I want to know what the hell is wrong with these people? Do they actually think that their musings are so profound and insightful that they're in danger of expropriation?
Use your fucking head morons! No one cares about you, your writings, or your pathetic web creations. No one is stealing from you. Stop acting like a senile ninety year old man worrying about his nonexistent bank accounts and get a grip on reality.
And you people with notices on the end of your usenet posts claiming that you are going to sue Microsoft if any of your magical prose ends up on their service really piss me off. I hate most Microsoft products just like anyone else with half a brain but that's plain goofy.
That said I'm putting copyrights on all my stuff because I want to be even more of the sheep that already I am. I want to fit in with all the nettarati. Where the fools of the net lead I will follow. Let my copyright on my drivel be heard and let it be ignored.
With any luck, someone will steal my magnificent works and I will finally have a reason to sue for millions. I've always wanted to sue and have a lawyer and a court case and briefs and a reason to carry around an impressive looking briefcase. Maybe I'll even act as my own lawyer, put myself on the stand, and make me break down and confess that it was all just a pathetic scheme to wrest power from the monied elite.
And now...[fanfare]...my copyright notice: