Santa was very good to me this year. One of the gifts that he brought me was a lovely Intel Pro PC Camera. This little bad boy is pretty spiffy (and it's colors match my website pretty closely.... what are the odds?) takes excelent pictures (for a webcam), and has all the software you need for uploading to your website.

So, being the narcissistic little bastard that I am, I hooked it up so that you, the one or two people a month who found this website while searching for porn, could see the cruel joke of a man that I am... live!

If I'm around (usually in the evenings, Pacific Coast Time), you have a good chance of seeing me do things like pick my nose or drink massive amounts of beer. If I'm not there... you get treated to the last image that was snapped when I was there (oh... the excitment of it all!!!)

Select your bandwidth preference below (they will pop up in their own window). If, for reasons that I'm not able to pinpoint yet, they suddenly stop refreshing, or you get an error that the page can't be found, just press F5. That should manually refresh the image and get you going again.


So.... what are you still reading this for? Make a selection and click it NOW!!!

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