This is my public service message to you, the viewer. I've had some rather startling
revelations in my life over the years and want to share these experiences with you.
Please heed my words.
Don't eat the cake.  Don't order anything with hollandaise sauce. (This is a real place in Green Acres, WA)  The window nervous! I am a complete dumbass! Yes, it was stupid. Yes, I could have died. But damn it, I got pictures! Building a tiny God When geeks and money combine Almost Famous Here's the commercial I was in until I was edited out for looking "too hip" (at least that's what I was told). 7.4 meg Elephant Love Just how many legs does an elephant have, anyway? Love on the rocks... ... it ain't no big suprise Those Naughty Australians Showing their love for the 'roo. When cubicle neighbors go bad... Tell me I wasn't picking my nose!. Bring Out Your Dead! 11 computers and 1 ADSL line... oh the fun!. Bring Out Your Dead! (part II) 20 computers and a feedback loop!. Bring Out Your Dead! (part III) And bring in the naked women! Bring Out Your Dead! (part IV) It was all that and a bag of chips too! Bring Out Your Dead! (part V) More fun than vomiting marbles! Bring Out Your Dead! (Part IX) Yeah, I know we're missing a few parts. It's not that we didn't do them but rather I didn't have access to a digital camera for a while. Bring Out Your Dead! (Part X) Once again we broke out the hubs, had a few drinks, and made fun of each other for a few hours. Life is sweet! Bring Out Your Dead! (Part XI) The final chapter (for now) in the BOYD series. Party in the Park Reason #47 to never volunteer for anything. Safety First! A tale that will warm the heart What I did on my spring vacation An experienced gamer comes face to face with his nemesis... Deer Hunter. When Geeks and SUV's collide The "Official" vehicle of BioLand  Oh, the things kids try to sell on ebay... Eat what's good for you... Brain Candy and the ever pervasive internet porn |