All postings here are actually questions that I’ve been asked over the years.

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Q: When is an inappropriate time to use the word “caulk”?

A: When using a urinal in a public bathroom (eg. saying “I love the smell of caulk” to the man using the urinal next to you). *

*This actually happened where I work, and no… it wasn’t me who said it.

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Q: You have an incredible website, how do you come up with those funny ideas?

A: First, I put on a rubber glove that goes up to my elbow. After fully lubricating thus said glove, I insert my hand into my rectum, and pull the ideas directly out of my ass.

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Q: I love the domain name. Can I get an email address at whitewomanblackdog.com

A: Can I have a ride on your mom? Oh, wait… I already did. She was terrible, so the answer is: “No”.

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Q: What the hell is wrong with you?

A: I don’t have time (or the webspace) to post all the things wrong with me. Lets just say I’m “special” and leave it at that, ok?

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Q: I’m new at doing websites, can you do some graphics/html/flash for me?

A: Can you pay me?

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Q: What program do you create your website in?

A: Currently I use WordPress. Before that it was Notepad. Learn it, live it, love it.

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Q: Is this a porn site?

A: Yes.. it’s a big ass porn site! Oh man, do we have porn! We have gigs and gigs of nasty porn, just keep clicking the links and you’ll find it eventually.

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Q: Can I put a link to your website on my geocities page?

A: Sure.

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Q: I really like your website and put a link on my geocities page. Can you put a link up to my site?

A: I’m glad you like my site enough to put a link to it. Unfortunately, your website sucks ass, and I want nothing to do with it (this excludes Colin’s page, as it’s brilliant).

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Q: This is the worst bestiality site I’ve ever seen!

A: I’m sorry, but you didn’t state your answer in the form of a question. Please accept this box of Rice-a-roni and a copy of the home game as a consolation prize.

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Q: Who does all the graphics for you?

A: I do. Photoshop, Illustrator, and flash are your best friends. My best friends are actually people but I like those programs too.

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Q: I really like one of the images on your website. Can I use it on my geocities page?

A: I would really prefer that you didn’t. I’ve worked hard on most of the useless crap that you see here, and would prefer it stays here. If you like it that much, put a link to it. Violators will be kicked squarely in the gonads.

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Q: You’re just making this shit up, aren’t you?

A: Anything for content, baby.