Today marks my glorious return to employment.
After nearly a month off in sick leave, I am sooooo ready to do something just a tad more exciting that sitting at home. My options there were: watch my dog lick her butt (rather nosily, I might add) or stare at the wall. Going back to work is good.
We went out for lunch today at the Mongolian BBQ. For those of you who are unfamiliar with such a thing, let me explain:
You pile a ton of crap in a bowl (meat, veggies, noodles, etc), then you fill another bowl with your own special blend of “sauce” (they have a large number of different broths to choose from, ginger, garlic, curry, red pepper, plum, yadda, yadda, yadda). The “cook” grabs your bowl of crap, tosses it on a large round grill, dumps your “sauce” on top, and proceeds to fry the shit out of it.
Of course, they don’t clean it between customers, so you get whatever the guy before you had, and the guy behind you gets what you had (making the whole “choose your fixings thing” kinda mute).
Mine turned out pretty good because my brother-in-law, Trev, went before me and usually uses about the same things I do. Of course, I got a few of his jalapenos, and he got a boat load of peanuts and cilantro from he person before him (he hates both of those things; I can live with a jalapeno or two).
Link of the day: Nope… no link. Why? Because I find no humor in a world without vicodin.