Apparently, I have nothing new to say.

At least that’s what my wife told me. She’s heard all of my stories, multiple times. To her credit, she sits there while I blow nostalgia out my butt, softly smiling… but she’s heard them all before.

I need to have some new experiences.

It’s time to live on the edge… take risks… live life to the fullest! No more taking the safe road for me! No sir! I’ll be the extreme guy… jumping out of airplanes, snowboarding down dangerous slopes, wrestling alligators while holding a newborn baby in my arm!

I’m gonna start today! Yeah… I am!!

No more “same ol” for moi. Today… I’ll eat with my fingers, wear my socks inside out, and run around the house naked!

Hehe… that ought to put my kids in therapy for sure!