My little sister filled out her annual personal evaluation for her employer at the last possible second before shipping it off to both her boss and the vice president of her division. This is the thing her raise is based on.

Under the section of “Respect for Diversity” she put (and I quote):

“I am always courteous and understanding of my fellow workers. I am able to portray a professional and friendly attitude with all of my contacts to make a situation worse by adding inappropriate comments or attitudes. I enjoy working in a happy and professional environment and will do all I can to retain that type of atmosphere”

All I can say is…. It’s a damn good thing that the people she sent it to never read these things! Next year, I think she might proof read before she hits “send”.

I never laughed so hard in my life.

In other news: a good friend of mine is coming to town today for the Pixies reunion concert tomorrow. I haven’t seen him in a good number of years, so this should be fun!