My wife was cleaning the other day and decided to go for broke in the bathroom.

She got out the vacuum and was removing all the dust bunnies from the top of the mirror, cabinets, etc. when she decided to dust the top of the door (an act that I, as a man, would have NEVER EVER thought to do).

What she found was priceless:

It says: “Rev —> Entry Shitterrrrr ”

OMFG!! I about died when she told me about this! It must have been put there by the people who built the house back in ’93.

We’re going to check all the doors tonight to see what else might await.