I get a hell of a lot of spam.

Some make sense:

From: “Sondra”
Subject: Exclusive benefits

Dear Homeowner,

You have been pre-approved for a $402,000 Home Loan at a 3.45% Fixed Rate.

This offer is being extended to you unconditionally and your credit is in no way a factor.

To take Advantage of this Limited Time opportunity all we ask is that you visit our Website and complete the 1 minute post Approval Form.

Enter Here (*link removed… I’m not gonna help you one bit you smacktard!*)

Sincerely,

Esteban Tanner
Regional CEO

Yeah… I’m going to go to your website, fill in my social security number, credit card numbers, mothers maiden name, etc. I’ll get right on that.

Then there’s crap like this:

From: “Palma Amalia”
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WTF does any of that mean?? There’s not even a link in the email to buy what ever the hell they’re trying sell. Why would I buy anyting from a company that uses \ / instead of the letter “v” and numbers instead of vowels (they even misspelled “click”). Does anyone fall for this kind of crap?

Well… I would guess they do… otherwise it wouldn’t exist.