I won the Mega Millions Lottery!!!
Last weekend, I purchased a $10 ticket to the Mega-Millions lottery because the prize was up to $315 million.
This morning, I checked my numbers against the website.
I WON!!!
Of course, I still have to take the ticket in to claim my $7 prize for matching 3 of the 6 numbers, but still…. I”M A WINNER!!
Dear Mr winner, it has come to our attention about your winnings. This is your official notice that taxes are due on said winnings in the amount of $21.00. Let this also serve as the audit of your 2005 tax return as well. Thanks GWs tax inatitive Man Mr IRS
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