Here are a few links into ye olden archives of crap: (all links open in a new window)

State of the Ashtray

Safety First

What I did on my Spring Vacation

WWBD Quality Beverages

A quick note on the gravy soda. Three years after I came up with the idea, Jones Soda went into production with a Turkey Gravy soda. My first thought was “Damn you… you stole my idea, you fuckers! I should sue!!”, but then I noticed that all the money went to Toys for Tots. Um.. crap. I guess it’s ok if you steal my idea, but ONLY if you give the money away to charity.

Another item that was taken from my site was the old bioland logo. If you look at the Benjamin Gate’s website… it’s all over the damn place. Again… they’re a Christian band, so I’d feel guilty about suing them too.

Gather ’round, little childrens… because it’s…

True Story Time!

I work in a cubicle. It’s my fortress of solitude, my sacred place, the one location at work where I can be alone and do what needs to be done.

Yesterday, what I needed to do was release some flatulence.

So I did.

About 30 seconds later, some guy who I’ve only seen a few times in my last year and a half comes walking to my cube and says…

• “Man… do you smell that?”.
• “Um… no”, I reply.
• “Dude… I could smell it from down the hall.. it’s everywhere!”
• “Um… I don’t smell anything”
• “Are you sure? It smells good!”
• “Wha…?”
• “It smells like strawberries”
• “!”

It turns out that Robyn had some potpourri going about 4 cubes away (and yes, it was strawberry). Either it was pure coincidence, or her cube was downwind of me and she felt the need to “freshen up” the atmosphere.

It’s all about name recognition, baby!

I’ve been thinking… if I was going to form a band, I would need a really snappy name that people would remember. While a great number of very cool band names are still untaken (“schizophrenic shishkabob” is a great possible name!), why create a new name when you can leech off of what’s already out there.

Use other bands names, and use their name recognition! That’s my motto!

Thus comes the ultimate name for a band:
Rage Against the Nine Inch Korn Hole

Now that has selling power, baby!

This little gem was done up back when the website was called “Bioland” and was hosted on a subdomain over at freshmeat.org (sadly, the owner forgot to renew the domain and some fuckwad in Korea snatched. It’s for sale, if you can pay him what he wants, which is too fucking much.).

The Official “BioLand” Quake 2 skin

Download it here

It’s the official “BioLand” skin for Quake II! Simply unzip this file into the
baseq2\players\bioland directory of your Quake II directory, go into Multi-Player setup, and select it.

I’ve included two base skins (different outfits) plus the red and blue skins for a rousing round of CTF. Each contain my face (before I shaved off the goate) and have a whole slew of new sounds (done in my voice). Think of the envy your friends will feel when they know that they’ve been fragged by a true “BioLand” fan.

This skin is based on the “SuperMale” skin by Paolo.

Bioland.freshmeat.org was the second site I ran, and it’s content spilled over to wwbd when I finally purchased the domain. In case you missed the old logo, here it is:

This week is retro week at wwbd!

That means I’m fresh outa ideas and plan to rehash the old crap from yesteryear back on you. This serves two purposes:

1. I don’t have to think for a week
2. I can finally get rid of the old legacy crap

We start with the the nutritional content of the website itself: