Oh yeah… the work week begins.

First work day of the new year, and already, I’m praying for a quick death.

Server problems, application problems, and the fact that people can’t/wont give you a product design spec that actually meets their expectations.

“Make an application that does this but not that”.

<insert two weeks and a fully functional application that matches the spec>

“Why doesn’t the application do that?!? I need it to do that right away!!!”

I shall now place upon my head the mighty turban of all knowledge and write them an application that provides everything that might be, complete with flash pie charts and animated bar graphs. It will tell you all about your data, remind you to water the plants in your cubicle, and propel you straight up the corporate ladder with stunning velocity.

Then I’ll never have to deal with your ass again. They don’t let me talk to important people.

In other news…. I purchased a couple of lottery tickets yesterday.