Until recently, I’ve managed to dodge the spam bullet. I don’t put my email address out there, and when I need to use one, it’s generally my hotmail account.

But things have changed during the last two weeks. Somehow, someone got a hold of two of my addresses and they have been making the rounds on mailing lists. Incredible “must have” offers have been flooding my inbox.

Today’s inbox proclaimed the following:

From: “Dr. Gillies”
Date: Thu, March 13, 2003 2:21 am
To: newsletter@ns.shinwashigyo.co.jp
Priority: High

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* 100% Safe To Take, With No Side Effects
* Fast Distribution Worldwide
* Sold Over 1.2 Million Bottles!
* No Pumps! No Surgery! No Exercises!

Of course, there’s no “unsubscribe” link.

My only regret is that sending email like this isn’t illegal. I have a fantasy that it is, and “Dr. Gillies” gets arrested and sent to prison, sharing a cell with someone who purchased this product.

My friend Josh sent the the following link this morning.

60×1.com

Some things defy description (make sure you have time for this… it’s wild!)

My kids were going through my old game CDs the other day and dug out what I had decided was a $50 waste….

Black and White

They’ve been playing the shit out of it for the last few days and now my interest is once again peaked. I installed it last night, and after dealing with a few video issues (the game is buggy as hell, even after all the patches), I was in business.

For those unfamiliar with the game, you play a God to a small island village. You can expand your influance by getting more people to believe in you. You also get a “creature” who, depending on how you train it, can help generate belief by being kind and granting the villagers wishes, or by inciting fear and terror in the villagers (and angry God is a God you better pray to!).

Say hello to my monkey (he’s saying “hi” to you)

Welcome to the new and improved WWBD, fellow webizen.

Of course, if you just surfed in from a search engine, I’m sure you were looking for “woman and dog” or “black stud on white girl” (like 78% of all my search engine driven traffic). Yeah, I know where you’ve been, and I know what you were looking for when you got here (tracking IP addresses and history can be entertaining).

But for those precious few of you who weren’t looking for pics of a no-lube butt-fuck with a hot curling iron, I welcome you!

I’ve wanted to revamp the site for a while. It had looked the same about 3 years now and I had grown tired of maintaining it (with over 800 files to look after… it’s become quite the monster). My decision last month was to mothball the whole place, leaving it intact but making no updates.

Then jc of PIAB fame asked me to install this nifty little utility, Movable Type, on the server for his website. I was instantly hooked. Easy to work with, searchable, and all the bells and whistles.

Love it!

I’ve been porting in some of the archive from the old site (just so this place isn’t completely bare bones) and will keep tweaking things (adding links, etc) over the next few days.

Enjoy!

If you found this page, then you’re probobly running a search of the site for some of the crap from the old website.

Airplane Dance Around the World
World peace is a good thing! Origionally posted on the web back in ’95, this was my attempt to get listed on the “Weirdest of the Web” site. It didn’t work (but a lot of people signed up for it).

State of the Ashtray
Cigarettes, cigars, and general filth. This little piece got me 15 minutes of fame on ZDTV (and concequently crashed my server and got my ass in trouble with my ISP for bandwidth usage).

Anatomy of the Author
Various assorted goodness in a candy coated shell. This contains the whole “Bring out your dead” lan party series as well as a bunch of useless crap I made up.

Roast Beef Soda
Carbinated gravy in a can…. mmmmm-mmmmm!

Muh Butt
Everyone has to have at least one vanity page… this one is all about me.

Other people’s butts
A list of people I know… kinda. Some of these links might still work… click now and view them before the’re gone forever!!