If you found this page, then you’re probobly running a search of the site for some of the crap from the old website.

Airplane Dance Around the World
World peace is a good thing! Origionally posted on the web back in ’95, this was my attempt to get listed on the “Weirdest of the Web” site. It didn’t work (but a lot of people signed up for it).

State of the Ashtray
Cigarettes, cigars, and general filth. This little piece got me 15 minutes of fame on ZDTV (and concequently crashed my server and got my ass in trouble with my ISP for bandwidth usage).

Anatomy of the Author
Various assorted goodness in a candy coated shell. This contains the whole “Bring out your dead” lan party series as well as a bunch of useless crap I made up.

Roast Beef Soda
Carbinated gravy in a can…. mmmmm-mmmmm!

Muh Butt
Everyone has to have at least one vanity page… this one is all about me.

Other people’s butts
A list of people I know… kinda. Some of these links might still work… click now and view them before the’re gone forever!!